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ghoustly:

close enough haha


haleycue:

pandamiglio:

My dog destroys things then acts like he doesn’t even see it

Dying






i-heart-edm:

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whoviannerdfighter:

my mom was carrying her ipad and a piece of pizza but she stumbled and dropped her ipad on the floor but held tight to her pizza and i’m so glad i know where my priorities come from




ladydarkwolf:

bunnyfood:

Charging the cat

The eyes are green. It’s charged. Please unplug your cat.



vodkaslumber:

lichq:

vodkaslumber:

sexual-koala:

richardcreech:

MY FRIEND JUST WENT OUT FOR DINNER AND THIS MOTHERFUCKER TURNED UP AT THE WINDOW LIKE HE HAD A FRICKING RESERVATION

GOD DAMMIT AUSTRALIA

Go Aus!

They used to scare the shit out of me when I’d come home. Just chilling in the dark the seedy fucks

they used to fuck everything up in my life. I couldn’t have nice things because of these fuckers. They just lurked first of all, and then like we’d have chair out right, they’d look you dead in the eye and fucking break everything within sight. Bastards. You wonder why I didn’t get mad when my dad wanted to eat you. Grrr

I have two fight in my backyard when I was little and I remember mum called animal control because there was blood and stuff and they said that they fight to the death and did nothing. I was so thankful I had to got to school that day.

allhailthehutch:

Taking naked pictures of yourself does not make you a bad person. People who share them without your permission are bad people.



homoish:

  • u get horny over fucking everything
  • blood
  • you fucking ruin your panties
  • fuck
  • what the hell
  • people just fucking stop
  • this list is fucking awful




thechangelingmedusa:

Like seriously, why isn’t pole dancing an olympic sport? This is freakin gymnastics. This is strength and skill. This is not sexual whatsoever. Why does pole dancing have to be so stigmatised as a sexual thing that only strippers do? I have great respect for all people who can pull this off. This is art and beauty right here. 

grrrlfever:

my life became 600% better when i started acting like a self obsessed piece of shit like 10/10 would recommend

even if u don’t actually genuinely love yourself its fuckin fun to act like you think you’re the human embodiment of perfection go on try it life’s too short to not fall in love with yourself





Melissa 19 EDM and Cats






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